Well, is he?
When I first heard of Barak, a few days ago, the first thing I heard is that he is a guy who came out of nowhere and now many flock to his side. When my wife and I heard this, we both thought the same thing, the anti-christ. [...] If he turns out to not be the antichrist, then his message is a good thing.
And if John Edwards turns out not to be the Hamburglar, then that whole Two Americas thing is probably okay, too.
TrackBackI was discussing Obama with a friend of mine shortly after his speech to the Democratic Convention, and we both confessed to having the almost immediate fear that this man would be assassinated. It did not, I admit, occur to me that some would see him as the antichrist. But I'm not really surprised.
Posted by: shoveldog at August 6, 2004 02:29 PMAfter the recent tsunami in Asia, I have once again become very interested in the "end of the world". I started thinking about the anti-christ and Barack Obama was the person who came to mind. If he runs for prez in 2008 and wins, my mind will be made up. He sure isnt getting my vote.
Posted by: Ryan Ek at January 6, 2005 07:55 PMWell, okay. But just in case you aren't speaking tongue-in-cheek, let me guess: you are completely insane.
Posted by: apostropher at January 6, 2005 08:07 PMRegardless if he is or isn't the antichrist he certainly doesn't have the best grasp of economics. He may sound like a middle of the road guy but he is not. He's just another socialist in Democrat clothing. Poor Democrats. Poor U.S.
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Posted by: FOZZYBEAR at February 13, 2005 01:24 PMObama scares the hell out of me as well. If he isn't the anti-christ he is most assuredly a tool for Satan.
Posted by: Clinton Brown at March 26, 2005 05:18 PMI'll bite - it's a slow afternoon. Why, exactly, is he "most assuredly a tool for Satan?" I'm not talking general accusations such as "just another Socialist," either, I mean what precise actions or policy positions or statements has he taken/held/made that make you think he's a tool of Satan.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at March 27, 2005 03:41 PMFozzy, how do we know YOU'RE not the VNWO guy, pathetically hyping your own sad, perverse little site? :)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 22, 2005 01:52 AMObama certainly is anti-family like most democrats. On the night of his Senate victory, Obama's wife cheerfully introduced Obama to the crowd as her "babies' daddy." This is the title that uneducated, unemployed, single parents in the ghetto give the DNA contributor of their children. I felt really bad. In a time where black leaders should encourage young ghetto-ites to participate in responsible family units, we have this articulate leader being referred to not as a father, husband.... but by his own wife as merely a "babies' daddy." Sometimes I wonder if the Black Leaders in this country want young blacks to be stupid, uneducated, poor, single teen parents. A shame. Leaders like Obama are making the blacks themselves turn back the pages 100 years, call themselves the "n" word, and put the chains of stupidity and unemployment around their ankles. A dark era for Civil Rights. I wonder what Martin Luther King would think if he saw 2005 Black America. He'd probably cry.
Posted by: TruthMeister at February 9, 2006 09:17 AMThat might be the dumbest comment ever left on this site. Thanks!
Posted by: apostropher at February 9, 2006 09:25 AMVery interesting. Today is Sunday the 14 of March 2006. I've just read the article on Barack Obama in the New York Times entitled: Golden Today, But will they love him tomorrow? There is definitely something not quite right about this man. I wasn't too interested in the article until an uncanny feeling overtook me. I had the strangest premonition of this man becoming a very influential world figure in the future. As with all world figures, they are confronted by all the possible forces of good and evil with which to influence and manipulate their decisions. Before I could finish reading the article, the idea that this man would unfortunately sercombe to negative and destructive forces of power was undoubtedly apparent.I was very unnerved. I have never experienced something of this sort in my life. I was entranced by this article and felt pressured to finish it as quickly as possible. The final paragraph read as follows:
"I want to thank you for all the generous advance coverage you have given me in anticipation of a successful career," Mr. Obama said."When I actually do something, we'll let you know." And no doubt, when that happens, the world will notice.
All I pray is that what ever his place is in future world politics, it will not be the initiating of war on the countries of this world.
Posted by: Jules at May 14, 2006 07:19 AMOkay, what is he a superhero in a comic book? "Sercombe to negative and destructive forces" this isn't Star Wars. Yes, Obama is uncommonly popular for any junior politician and he sells out every venue where he speaks. Yes, he is highly educated and profoundly articulate. Maybe that is why the Dems nominated him to give a keynote speech? He did not come out of nowhere, he had been extremely active in the Dem party well before his election to the Senate and he is also a freind of Bill Clinton's. He has said that he will not run for president in '08, so please stop this ridiculous anti-christ hype and check his voting record, he is not middle of the road either. www.senate.gov
Shalom
Posted by: at September 11, 2006 12:02 AMYes, he is highly educated and profoundly articulate.
You haven't seen "Bring the Pain", have you?
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at September 11, 2006 04:43 AMGB, I know where you're coming from. Chris Rock says that "Speaks so well" isn't a compliment, but "some s**t you say about retarded people that can talk."
It's both sad and more than a little unnerving that for many uneducated whites, a well-spoken man of color, unless he's in the military and thus supportive of the existing order, is perceived as such a threat.
Posted by: PutzheadTom at September 11, 2006 07:12 AMI saw Obama aborting babies and smoking pot with the Devil last night.
Posted by: wowsurpised at September 18, 2006 01:36 PMdemon and democrat start the same and mean the same.
Posted by: watchinu2008 at September 18, 2006 11:52 PM"Bullshit" and "Bush" start the same and mean the same.
"Wacked-out" and "watchinu2008" start the same and mean the same.
But "reputable" and "republican" start the same and mean the opposite.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at September 19, 2006 11:07 AM(I feel compelled to point out that M/tch and M/lls start the same and are practically synonymous.)
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at September 19, 2006 12:57 PMI so sad I missed this thread the first time. This:
That might be the dumbest comment ever left on this site. Thanks!
just cheered my mood right up.
M?tch M/lls and Martian Manhunter both began the same, but do they mean the same???
apostropher and apocalypse begin the same. Obama is my harbinger.
Posted by: apostropher at September 19, 2006 11:43 PMHey, I have given prophesy before and I truly beleive that Obama will be the Beast who makes everyone else worship that other funky creature. He will give His power up to this other creature( S) This other creature could be all those Seven or Eight really wealthy people who like own the World and not want everyone's heart and souls and now they are going to use Obama -his kindess and meekness his sincerity-to gain everyone's trust. Beleive me Obama is prolly sincere about his intentions to some extant but He may come to power and realize how good that is to such an extant that he will sell US out-to the more powerful beast. Obama will be the bridge between the average Jo Schmo who just wants the world a better place to the Anti-Christ who will take these souls away. Scripture will be fulfilled. I promise you and if they ever trace me back to this URL I am doomed. Also because BArack comes from such a multi-cultural liberal background he may turn into a Muslim or something...and we will die by the sword as SCripture mandates, now these final thoughts are my own...
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 05:38 PMMan, you're on to something, and as I see you are a SEEKER, let me tell you a little more:
When the stars have come right for the Great Old Ones, the secret priests will liberate great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. Then mankind will become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. The liberated Old Ones will teach us new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy ourselves, and all the earth will flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
OB is a secret priest, as is GWB. I'm not at liberty to say more.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming!") The Necronomicon.
Posted by: PutzheadTom at October 19, 2006 10:53 PMok just stubbled across this blog but i'm just curious. Why is Obama the anti-christ? I've not heard much about him but nothing I've heard has been negative...until now that is. So i'm curious.
Posted by: Curious at October 20, 2006 09:56 AMYour guess is as good as mine, Curious. But the notion sure seems to have some traction among the lithium set.
Posted by: apostropher at October 20, 2006 10:01 AMObama will be something evil. Still not sure what. But he will be a great misguider of the people. All christians need to be on their guard against this man.
i have to admit i have been getting a little spooked about this rising star from the middle east. it just seems to cap off all the other things that have been spooking me as well such as digital angel ("mark of the beast"), these wars in the middle east, this modern day rome that seems to be happening, the weather, these past natural disasters, etc. etc. etc. hope the best for all of you.
Posted by: jeff at October 22, 2006 12:44 PMAre all you anti-Obama folks members of the KKK? The comment about his wife's introduction is taken so far out of context that it stinks of racism.
I, for one, am ready for a level-headed black man to look after our best interests. It's a hell of a lot better than the Rove and Cheney show (Bush is simply a puppet on a string).
Posted by: at October 22, 2006 03:27 PMDid anyone read the TIME Magazine article on Obama? It really creeped me out. At one of Obama's speaking engagements he was introduced in the following way: "He's all of us! He's not black! He's not white! He's not ..." The speaker then faltered and realized that she was about to say that He's not male or female. This kind of a description for anyone is worrysome. I believe that this is exactly how antichrist will be. Also, Obama announced today that he will be considering a run for president in '08. This going back on past statements that he was not interested in running. Not to mention that everything seems to be falling into place for end-times events to occur. Just my humble opinion.
Posted by: Lewber at October 22, 2006 04:22 PMYes, I believe he will win in 08 and we will be finished by 012. I feel in my soul that he is the AntiChrist. He's too good to believe. Where did he come from? Where did his name come from? What evil forces are behind him?
Posted by: Howser at October 22, 2006 05:20 PMYou people are just plain nuts!!! Can you say brainwashed??? Do you have to belong to the Joyce Meyer cult, or the like, to understand this craziness???
Posted by: at October 22, 2006 05:45 PMIf Barack Obama runs and wins in 08' It will truely spell the doom for America as we know it. He truely is evil. We all know this and can feel it in our bones. Shame on Time Magazine and shame on Illinois.
Posted by: Scared-in-08' at October 22, 2006 07:11 PMfirst time i saw him i thought wow this guy is different... then i went to youtube and saw a couple videos of him, one of'em he's in kenya and the news reporter is describing the ppl over there as fighting to see him and wanting to touch him and a bunch of stuff like that. now... he was saying he wasnt going to run to be president... but i just read on yahoo news that he's considering it for 2008.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061023/ap_on_el_pr/obama2008
i wouldnt be suprised if he wins in 2008 and i wouldnt be suprised if he gets killed and comes back to life
Posted by: Rasier at October 22, 2006 09:22 PMBarack Obama will be a worthy opponent, but I will crush him when I seize the Presidency in 08 in a massive landslide.
After all, he does not pledge to immediately withdraw American troops from the Middle East and around the world, and declare neutrality in all conflicts beyond the borders of the USA. But I do.
He does not pledge to end the income tax and the Federal Reserve and restore a financial system that will end business cycles as we know it. But I will. (I will first reinstate a gold standard and then, within a short time, phase in a completely free market in currencies.)
And he does not seem to see a bug problem with the massive encroachments on our liberties as witnessed in the war on drugs, the Patriot Act, the Military Commissions ACt, and the Real ID Act. But I do. And I will not enforce these chancres festering on our Constitution.
Everything Obama proposes are just cosmetic little bandaids and stopgaps which cover up deep wounds in this country inflicted by years of fascism (no not totalitarianism, I mean government by and for the corporation) that has been running amuck since President Wilson.
Obama is a charming, bright, handsome, and articulate man, and I am not sure if I trust him. But it is plainly obvious that he is being groomed by the powers that be for this job. He may be better than another Bush in the White House, god help us, but that might not be saying much.
Well maybe I ain't getting a landslide. But hell, I'm voting for me in 08, even if i'm the only one. It's not like anyone actually counts the votes anymore! :)
Would be willing to share power in triumverate if anyone's interested. :)
Posted by: Jon at October 22, 2006 09:37 PMSorry, Jon, but the secret priests want to liberate great Cthulhu. All that you rail against so pitifully are signs that George Bush is fulfilling his destiny as the midwife to the Leviathan. That rough beast, its hour come round at last, now slouches towards Bethlehem to be born.
Feeble libertarian, stay out of the way, or you will be crushed by history!!! Religious conflict, culture wars, domestic corruption and infringment on basic liberties by an Orwellian State are needed to wake great Cthulhu from His dreams!
"That is not dead which can eternal lie,/And with strange aeons even death may die."
- The Necronomicon
I thought the same thing when he burst on the national scene and saw how every media person was going gaga over him. Hearing the latest news about him running really scares me, I think he is someone to be watched out for.
Posted by: Uncle Che at October 23, 2006 01:05 AMHa. Cthulhu. No match for me when I enlist the services of General Zod.
General Zod and I have worked out a deal. I let him live, and he submits to me every whim with cheerful obedience. He will be a good soldier.
http://www.zod2008.com/
is no more!!
Posted by: Jon at October 23, 2006 08:11 AMIf Barack Obama runs and wins in 08' It will truely spell the doom for America as we know it.
But will it truly be spelled correctly? This is what I want to know.
Posted by: froz gobo at October 23, 2006 08:55 AMBarack Obama is not Iranian. He is a Parsi Indian who grew up in both India and Zanzibar before migrating to Illinois. His ancestors migrated from Persia 1,400 years ago. Calling him Persian is the same as calling Art Garfunkel(he's Jewish) Israeli even though his remote ancestors came from Israel 2,000 years ago.
The Parsis of India have imbibed Indian culture to the point where they are ethnically more an Indian people than an Iranian people. They speak Indian languages as their mother tongue. They're only Iranian connection is their racial bodytype, due to their not intermarrying with other Indians. Other than that, they are an Indian people. How do I know this? Because some of my best friends are Parsi. And anyway, Obama has made no claim to having pride in Iranian ancestry. He is proud of being American. He abandoned his Indo-Zanzibari past in the wake of his new found popularity as a politician. He has often gone to great lengths to cover it up. He has probably made some small claim as to being proud of Iran to cover up this fact, not out of any sincere pride.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 23, 2006 12:01 PMi think all of the signs are pointing to him as the antichrist.
Posted by: billy at October 23, 2006 03:26 PMM/tch, what does the dwarf Barack Obama tribute band sing? What is their name?
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 23, 2006 03:52 PMBarack is a very scary individual. He is a secular humanist at its very worst. The scariest thing is that people are buying into his Oprah Winfrey ideology.
Posted by: JH at October 23, 2006 04:27 PMHide, JH! Barack is coming for your kids! I would advise hiding out in your cellar at least through November.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 23, 2006 04:30 PMM/tch, what does the dwarf Barack Obama tribute band sing? What is their name?
I don't know, but I do know if he changed his first name to "Al", he'd probably pick up more votes in the South.
Of course, that would totally leave him open to "Sweet Homo Al Obama" jokes, so it might just be a wash.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 23, 2006 09:39 PMOprah Winfrey ideology
JH, could you explain what this means?
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 23, 2006 11:24 PMJH, what would "a secular humanist at its very worst" do that would be so bad? Enforce the separation of church and state that our Founding Fathers wrote into the Constitution? Stop the Rapture, or bring it about? Interrupt the Armageddon by finding a way to get along with Muslims, and encouraging Muslims and Israelis to do the same?
Posted by: SlouchingTom at October 24, 2006 12:37 AMHey you guys, I hate black people too! its great to be surrounded by such wonderful, good, LOVING christians who know when the black man needs to stay in his place for the good of all mankind. Thank the lord for the fair, reasonable, honest leader we have in G W Bush who will most certainly deliver us from evil.
Posted by: YOU at October 24, 2006 01:28 AMYOU:
I didn't know Barack was black. I thought he was mocha. But oh yes, praise be unto George W. Bush on his mission from God to save the world from tyranny. [me, covers mouth, eyes light up, snickers, and coughs]
SLOUCHING TOM:
I fear certain religions far more than secular humanists. KGE ("kingdom of god on earth") can be a dangerous notion, the puritan idea of the Kingdom of God on Earth. Because when people think they can bring us heaven, hell is usually the result. The fundies can be pretty wack with their idea of "screw you guys, I'm going home...in the Rapture..." That gives one a lot of excuses to leave the world in a hugely crappy mess, doesn't it?
Posted by: Jon at October 24, 2006 08:11 AMJon, I'm with you. For what it's worth, I think YOU is too, and just spoofing.
The real problem is we're seeing both (1) limits on human capacities to make sense of an increasingly complex world (people both have limited time and limited ability to get past their own beliefs) and (2) an incerasing temptation by political leaders to hijack these beliefs to serve their own purposes.
Bush got a big bang politically out of patriotic and religious fervor he whipped up out of 9/11; but we're all going to be paying the piper for a long time as a result. We have all of the crazies on this thread as Exhibit 1.
Exhibit 2 are those Bush supporters who think conservatives who oppose Bush are "liberals", as Glenn Greenwald notes: Are Bush critics "liberals"?
Exhibit 3? People who blame only Muslim extremists for Muslim extremism.
Posted by: SlouchingTom at October 24, 2006 08:58 AMBarack Obama is a Parsee, but like many other Parsees he is a proud Persian.I am a Parsee brought up in india now living in Australia but i can tell you that we are more Persian than most people.In an interview one of Barack's friends asked him what nationality are you? and he replied "Im Persian".
Sure we have intermixed with the Indian culture, but we have preserved our Persian roots.
I see myself more Persian, so does Barack Obama.
I have had many visions lately about Barack Obama, and God has lead me to realize that Obama is truly a Righteous Man of God.
I have learned that Satan is attempting to smear Obama by making people think that Obama is evil or the antichrist, in order to draw attention away from the REAL AntiChrist who is even now growing in our midst. We must RESIST Satan's evil lies!!
Posted by: Sllim Hctim at October 24, 2006 12:25 PMGreat comments! The problem with the 2008 election is that almost every possible candidate is the AntiChrist.
Don't think so? Think about it it:
Hilary Clinton--obviously the antichrist.
John McCain--Duh. How could he not be the antichrist.
Barak Obama--amply demonstrated in the comments above to be the antichrist.
Uh, that's all I can think of, but you get the idea. They're all the antichrist. Clearly.
Posted by: RWB at October 24, 2006 02:01 PMThis would make a good new slogan for Edwards: "Edwards 2008: Not the Antichrist!"
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 24, 2006 02:09 PM(I mean, well, he is a trial lawyer. But still.)
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at October 24, 2006 02:10 PMI just stumbled across this blog. Woah -- these are some of the most *insane* comments I've ever read!! Firstly, Barak Obama is neither middle-eastern nor Persian (where did that come from??)! His mother was a white American and his father a black African (I forget his father's country of origin) who met in college in the U.S. Barak was born in Hawaii. His name is African: it means "the one who is blessed". Secondly, is this anti-christ conspiracty theory stuff serious? Okay, I'm half-guessing they're joke-posts. But let's consider the question: Hmmm... who's the more likely antichrist? Is it the son of the generations-back wealthy elite family who's never had to face any hard realities in life or work to get anywhere (as his family can probably pull any string he needs) and who is now sending thousands of well-meaning american soldiers (and many others) to their deaths in what's turned out to be an unjust war? Maybe to protect his family's and friends' oil-related investments? Or maybe G W Bush is simply that "tool for Satan" taking marching orders from the Angelic Cheney and Rumsfeld. ...OR is it antichrist the accomplished, thoughtful junior Senator from Illinois who's gotten where is because he's smart, focused and involved in his community? Well, he *is* charismatic & articulate with a refreshing ability to express complex concepts fully but concisely -- and a lot of people seem to like him. He must be the antichrist! (What??!) I am gratefully reminded that I am truly (spelled correctly) sheltered here in my little College town.
Posted by: estella at October 24, 2006 02:51 PMneither middle-eastern nor Persian (where did that come from??)
estella, that's an inside joke, playing off this comment thread.
Posted by: apostropher at October 24, 2006 02:58 PMOh -- thanks for that. I've had a cool beverage and gotten hold of myself since that last post. ...and really, who doesn't love Queen? Clearly they spoke the international language of... men in striped tights. I actually wish Freddie and his big Bathist moustache were still with us.
Posted by: estella at October 24, 2006 03:05 PMAw, apostropher, you ruin all the fun!
But I've just discovered something:
George = 6 letters
Walker = 6 letters
Bush = 4 letters
So there you have it: 664.
Proof positive that W. is NOT the Antichrist, he's the Neighbor of the Beast.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 24, 2006 04:31 PMyou ruin all the fun!
Oops, sorry.
But I've just discovered something:
Something else: George Bush is an anagram for Buggerhose.
Posted by: apostropher at October 24, 2006 05:06 PMFirstly, Barak Obama is neither middle-eastern nor Persian.
U R Right!! Obama is not Persian, he is Parsi!!! As for Parsis identifying with Persians, we do have pride in our ancient Persian roots, but that does not mean we are Persians. Parsis have a history and identity separate from the Persians. Calling them simply Persians rather than "of Persian origins" undermines this Indian history and development. Nationally, Parsis still identify with India.
Posted by: Llims Thimc at October 24, 2006 07:05 PMCurses and Drat!
You snotty punks on this blog have uncovered my Dastardly Plan involving Obama! Now I must find a new servant to hypnotize your leadership and vex your Immortal Souls!
Curse you Saint Bush and your supporters!
Not going to vote for someone because the bible says that anyone capable of bringing peace to the world is the Anti Christ? You people are meeeeeeessssed up!
Posted by: Amazed at Ignorance at October 25, 2006 05:46 PMSo If Obama is the anti-christ and he will riase to power in 08 does that mean the Bush is the beast? Since the law Bush just Passed would Give Obama the ablity to jail or simply make all those who dont follow him vanish. Bush is the Beast who gives the power to the antichrist!!!
Posted by: Casey at October 25, 2006 06:18 PMHe's muslim and lying... similar to the republicans being gay and in the closet. Barack means " blessed" . Grandfather was wealthy. People have asked that his book be pulled from the shelves because it is nothing but lies. He is from wealth, came here "to study" and never went home. Family connected into things we need not snoop into. Check it out..... he is probably closer to anything the world has seen as far as smoozie evil to date..... trust Obama.... notta chance.
Posted by: liz at October 25, 2006 09:48 PMI think this is clear and unquestionable evidence that the instructions on prescription bottles need to be written in a larger font.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at October 25, 2006 10:20 PMLOL!!! I was reading this entire thread thinking, there are surely some crazies out there. Then I realized it's a big joke. No one is surely this crazy....oh wait there were 59,834,866 crazy enough to elect Dubya. If all you crazy conspiracy theorists were actually bright you would be more concerned about how the public school system keeps you people so stupid that you can't tell the real truth of this country let alone the world. As a friend of mine told me, "Dubya is the devil's spawn."
As a side note don't any of you crazies know how to spell? Truly is not EVER spelled with an E in it.
Posted by: Bethany at October 26, 2006 02:12 PMThis seems to be about the most lucid commentary Ive seen on Barack so far.
Sorry to hear about the Parsi non-connection.
Posted by: SlouchingTom at October 26, 2006 10:31 PMI don't watch TV or really read the paper, but I thought of Obama as the AntiChrist as soon as I heard of him.
And I am not religious.
And I am a democrat.
Posted by: darling at October 27, 2006 05:04 PMI believe that this man is indeed the antichrist, put here for one reason alone, to control a superpower.True, he is a handsom and articulate gent. BEWARE. War is coming. War like you have not dreamed of will sweep us up within the decade. God help us all.
Posted by: Daniel at November 3, 2006 12:47 AMI am dreaming of seeing the web of links which includes the permalink to this post. Like a dark iceberg of Armageddon fantasy.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 3, 2006 06:21 AMI just had iceberg lettuce on my burger - it was great! Except for the demiglace sauce on the burger that my girlfriend made. But here in Japan, a homemade burger, however constituted, is a grand thing!
Question to the board: when Obama Hussein Barack has a burger, what kind of meat and condiments does he use?
Posted by: SlouchingTom at November 3, 2006 08:00 AMI'm a Christian and a Democrat (yes, we exist). It's interesting to me that, when challenged to provide proof, the people who accuse Obama of being the Antichrist have NONE.
Don't get your panties in a wad unless you can back it up.
Posted by: L at November 3, 2006 03:47 PMI think Obama is actually the Son of Santa Claus, not Satan. You can tell this because, word has it, that he celebrates Christmas from time to time.
Posted by: Jon at November 3, 2006 04:14 PMi can remember when people thought bush was the antichrist...but he's really too dumb for that
Posted by: suzy darling at November 3, 2006 07:12 PMWe have to remember that the Anti-Christ (aka Satan is Completely possessed). What I mean by this is that Satan in his whole heart of hearts believes that all the evil which he is doing is Truth. There is not one thread of remorse or shame in the Anti-Christ for all the horrible things he has done to people. HE truly beleives that it is his purpose to control the world and control human-beings. He beleives he is God-no, he believes he is greater than God.Satan is like those people with really severe personality disorders. He is like a serial killer who keeps killing yet is never senstive to all the hurt he has caused. I beleive Obama to be completely posseessed, so possessed that he does not realize his bringing people together is a recipe for disastor and psychological disease. He will ask people to deal with inconsistencies, with Islam-to accept not only each other, but each other's eroneous religious beliefs. Accepting Muslims means accepting the violence and hate in Islam. Muslims can claim all they want that it is their culture and not their religion that inflicts torture upon people. That is not true. Their book demands murder even against innocents. Muslims are full of crap. Some of them are so brainwashed that they wont admit that their Allah condones such things....
Given this statement of the Anti-Christ that describes his character, I would say that Satan is so possessed and so earnest in his mission to unite people under his banner that he truly means what he says-he truly wants us to be Trusting, Loving, and Naive towards each other, particularly towards each other's Evils. He wants us to Accept Islam, which is a lie and a falsity, he wants us to accept everything short of Jesus Christ who is our Salvation and Savior. He wants us to accept the world as it is, but the world is a lie, the world is an illusion. The world is such a lie that even the greatest philosophers said that theydon't even know what Truth is. Obama has a tolerance for ambiguity and confusion and he masks this with a desire to respect all faiths. Obama will be your gosh darn it best friend respecting everything you beleive in, so that he cna win you over-not just politically, but morally, socially, spiritually. He is liek the Serpent who tricked Eve. The Serpent was so gosh darn it nice that Eve even actually had a conversation with him. She felt at home with Satan..and so will many with obama, Itell you..i tell you the truth....but no one will beleive me..
Mind you and every other person who will not heed my warnings. Mind you...Obama's biological father was a Muslim. This explains why Obama's middle name is Hussein...You dont beleive me? Do your damn research and check out Wikipedia and others sources to confirm this. OBama was educated in a Muslim school while he was in an Asian country. Wow this sounds like perfect preparation for the Anti-Christ. After coming to the US, he started working for churches and described himself as isolated from the Christian expereince and those who call themselves Christians. This makes sense, but what bothers me is that he refers to Christians as "people of he book" in an address against Keyes. Jeez, who calls Christians people of the book. ONLY and I repeat only Muslims use this phrase, "people of the book" to describe Christians. Jeez, this really sounds lke a guy I wanna trust and elect-someone who calls himself a Christian yet uses a Muslim phrase like that to describe his own Christian community. This guy is not a Christian. He is even worse than those Democrats who truly think they are Christians yet subscribe to abortion. Obama's worse than those pious Christians who clain righteousness yet compromise and do all sorts of evil. Obama is more thna that-he is the Anti-Christ, but God knowa only God knows. Obama is a lot more than politics-he is a liar, a deceiver. I was never interested in politics ever till i heard Obama talk on Oprah. The very first words out of Obama's mouth were eery-they sounded very New-Agish and alluded to someone who was trying to convert the poeple en masse into one political, economic, social, order liek the Anti-Christ himself.
Posted by: at November 6, 2006 02:59 PMRemember that when those claim that they are jesus-the king of the earth they are lying....Jesus was born of no man . Not only was he born of no man but jesus, amen, was taken with his flesh up to God!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus will not have been borne of any woman who has existed in our lifetime, so he can not be someone who is known to have lived in this world in our time...jesus is real adn he will tocuh you...
Posted by: at November 6, 2006 03:27 PMWait, SICP is the Anti-christ? This I could believe.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 6, 2006 03:36 PMOh nevermind, I thought you were talking about SIPC.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 6, 2006 03:38 PMThis guy is not a Christian.
Aside from that whole being baptised in and attending the United Church of Christ, that is.
Posted by: apostropher at November 6, 2006 06:08 PMthe only reason i would even think that he was the antichrist is from what i remember from church. to the best of my knowledge, the antichrist would be likable, peaceful, and seem to unite the masses. the only reason i would raise and eyebrow is because he seems honest...like he could really do some good...very rare quality.
according to the mayans the world is going to end in 2012 anyways.
Posted by: suzy darling at November 6, 2006 06:45 PMM/tch -- sorry -- I'm in the middle of studying for the hated Series 7 exam and when I saw something (the anti-Christ's pseudonym, Satan Is Completely Possessed) that looked like an acronym from my textbook, I tried and failed to run with it. (SIPC is also the name of the dll that implements the comm libraries for Reuters TRIARCH SSL, which I hate but not quite as much as the fucking NASD.)
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 6, 2006 07:55 PMThanks -- Hey BTW M/tch I heard your long-lost brother is going to be joining up with the NYC crowd for their electoral drinking tomorrow!
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 6, 2006 10:20 PMActually, my long-lost brother has the same initials that I do.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 6, 2006 10:50 PMWhatever...I mean nobody is convinced that Obama is the Anti-Christ...I am wondering if the Republicans have control of Senate by now...Anyway, you have heard the news, so discuss it as a means of spreading it on-talk about Obama...Anyway, I will just let this go-you won't know who the Anti-Christ is until you see it, feel it with your eye's soul. It is Obama even if he is not elected President. I know it; there a strong feeling in my gut that is not wrought out of prejudice or even analysis. I just know. It is like when you just know that your lover loves you when you stare into his or her eyes. Or like when something is just not right with your kid. It is an instinct, a gut feeling and i will stand by it. "Many are called" as is Christ's saying, but "few are choosen." There were some souls since time beginning who knew the lord whether it was conscious or unconsciuos and their desire to be with God and share in His Glory was so persistant and pervasive in their daily lives that they became the choosen-those whom God knew to be the Ones ahead of time would love Him amen....and i love the Lord with all my heart and all my soul...he is my love and shepard, my nurterer and guide, my beloved and lover, my tender partner, he leads me ibto love-into still waters and he washes me with his pain-his tears...he covers me in His Grace, in His Mercy and in His love...he leads me beside still waters and time well time merges into one like a lapping stream....and everything remains suspnded in time, yet overflowing with noise, emotion and love for the lord amen...
Posted by: at November 8, 2006 05:44 PM"there a strong feeling in my gut that is not wrought out of prejudice or even analysis. I just know."
That is Satan's power tempting you, trying to deceive you by offering you "sure knowledge" about something that the Lord has not granted us the ability to know. Pray to the Lord to help you resist Satan's deceptions, for we will not know the time or place of the Antichrist's coming, and Satan will surely try to tempt us with false knowledge beforehand.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 9, 2006 11:27 AMMay be you are not one of God's chosen Chimt Illms. When I discussed the issue of the Anti-Christ with two separate people whom I call "casual" friends, they confirmed my suspicians about Obama. Even they with whom I HAVE NEVER DISCUSSED EITHER OBAMA OR THE ANTI-CHRIST stated such a thing, long before I made my "guess," that OBAMA is the man for the job. I ask that YOU whoever the hell you are shut the fuck up and stop boxing God into a creature who can't make the Impossible Possible. You can't stop God from revealing. If you want to stop God from revealing, then you are no worse than Satan trying to thwart me off because you are soooooo Oblivious to reality.Remember when Jesus told Peter to shut the fuck up cuz Peter did not want Jesus to Die on The Cross for us? Peter thought he was doing and/or saying a great deal of good in trying to stop Jesus from dying, but Jesus got upset with him because peter did not know that Christ's death was to be a good thing> By the same token, you are like Peter, trying to thwart me off from Revelation when God has clearly confirmed in two other people with whom I do not even discuss politics and the End-Times and the Anti-Christ. However, what binds Us together is our effort to get closer and closer to God and to see His crowning Glory, you bitch. Read this:
22Peter took him aside and began to rebuke him. "Never, Lord!" he said. "This shall never happen to you!"
23Jesus turned and said to Peter, "Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God, but the things of men."
24Then Jesus said to his disciples, "If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross and follow me.
I think Satan os making you talk you bitch. Have you confirmed otherwise-that Obama is NOT the Anti-Christ? Can you be absolutely sure Satan is not the Anti-Christ? The world will be separated in two camps-Those for Christ and Everything Christ taught and then people like you-against Christ , against the subtle things about Christ you can't understand.....Really, now go screw yourself and burn in hell, you bitch.
Posted by: at November 9, 2006 06:39 PMWhoever you are, I do not pretend to be Peter, and you should not pretend to be Christ. I have discussed this issue at length with eleven other people, which is far more than the two people you talked to, and all of us know, from reading God's own Sacred Words in The Bible, that anyone who claims to know who the Antichrist is has surely been led astray by Satan.
We have all agreed to pray for you that the scales may fall from your eyes and you will submit to God's Divine Plan and stop claiming knowledge that God has said He will not give to mortals.
I do not take offense at your anger and your calling me names such as "bitch", for I know that it is only the power of Satan working inside you, and I pray that you will be released from the Devil's power and return to God's Fold through the Power of Christ and have Peace in your Heart.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 9, 2006 07:07 PMAgain, Chimt Illms , you are meant to distract and thwart me from God by telling me that I am wrong and that you are right. There is nothing which I have said that contradicts the Bible, alright? I never said I knew when exactly the Anti-Christ is coming, but i do know we are living in the times and it is NOT, i repeat, a sin for US to know what time PERIOD the Anti-Christ may live in and do his dirty deeds. You liar, you perverter, you skank, may ... it does not say that peopel who know who the Anti-Christ is/are liars and are from Satan..no where does it say in the bible that the anti-christ can not and will not be revealed to people. Where do u get ur messed up theology from? I would like to know? i never spoke to MY friends "at length" about Obama ever nor did we even speak about the Anti-Christ ever ever...it occured to me to ask them and see if they had similiar premonitions, ok??? When have I pretended to be Christ??? When??? Christ was resurrected and His body Amen taken up, so he can't possibly be me, you or a 100 year old jo Schmo....I never said i was Christ-it just occured to me that many like Peter do not know what they do not know. You are unaware of who this Obama bozo is. Again, I stand my ground. This man was educated in Islamic school and had both a biological and step father who were both Muslims and NOT practicing. However, Obama was educated in Muslim schools and refers to Christians as "peopel of the book," a term that ONLY Muslims use to designate Christians. I thought Jerry Falwell was fucked up as was Anne Coulter, but Obama is the most perverse Christian out there because he claims to be one but is secretly in his heart of hearts a Muslim. Who are you to accuse me of being from Satan??? Who are you to accuse me of such??? Again, again, stop it and stop praying for me to stop thinking like this...i suggest you do some readings on Obama to see what he is truly all about...He claims to have a monopoly on truth by saying it-Truth-does not even exist. He negates the possibilty of an ultimate Truth, yet is not afraid to say Truth is in the Plurality of all the Religions. Saying that Everyone and Everyone speaks the TRUTH is like saying that we can all be gods unto ourselves thereby making out own truths, which are selfish.
Remember when Satan tempted Eve and told her to eat the fruit from the tree of good and evil because it would make her like one of the gods, like one of the gods, like one of the gods, like one of the gods. He told Eve that she too would be "like the godS" and bear Truth. There is no such thing as plurality, multiple and conflicting ideologies as being Truths into and unto themselves. There are not multiple gods or multiple truths. There is One Truth and it is God and/or the Trinity for us fallen ones.
There are Multiple Paths to god, but there is One Path to Salvation which We all need and that is through Christ Jesus. I am more worried about Obama than that looney we call George Dublya Bush. Bush may take our money, but the anti-christ will take away our Souls, so I ask you to be careful and check yourself if you find yourself falling in love with Obama. Once that man has you emotionally reeled you in, you leave yourself vulnerable to whatever things he may suggest and or ask of you...
One thing i always stress is that Jesus is Emmanuel-God in Flesh who was crucifed for our imperfections-our rebelliong against being andor even receiving the image of God. i beleive in that Deliverer in Christ so much. And I love Him to death. Sure, like any human being I may be mislead, but Obama with his Muslim roots is unique among all political leaders because his ideology of Islam is a very very very very corrupt form of islam. Obama talks to people about spirituality this and spirituallity that, but he as a Christian does not wear His Grace on His sleave to show that he has truly become someoen of the way. Instead, he sayd Islam is okay, so is this BS so is that...be careful with this person even though you may not believe he is the antichrist...a lot of shit he says is scary-about the pluralism of the world, but what is evne more scary is that he truly believes in this pluralism of religons...I can tell...look at it this way, I would rather be safe than sorrty if i were you and take precautions against this Obama anyway because even if he does not sound like the anti-christ to you he sound like a liar in general, a big time deceiver and liar...read his speeches and read his thoughts about religon ina book writenn by someone called Falsani....The bible says that we shud not associate ourselves with sinners and Obama is one because he perverts the Word, so at least dont get mawkish and sentimental over him I pray that you do not, but if it is written in the Book of life that that is your deed than i will not dispute...
Posted by: at November 9, 2006 08:03 PMHmmm, I must confess that I do not know very much about Barack Obama. And I did not say that he isn't the Antichrist, only that God has not revealed that Knowledge to us yet, and we must all be careful about being decieved by Satan, for the Devil is very clever and will try to trick us into believing Untrue Things.
You seem to know a lot about Obama and what he has said and what he teaches. Can you tell me how you learned all this so that I may educate myself about him too?
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 9, 2006 10:38 PMWell, easy, be smart liek me and read about the lives of politicians. you need a curiosity about these things. Stupid people have no desire to learn and explore;they stay within their own world and narcississitcally explore themselves and take up Relgions liek Christianity to feel self-righteousness..Anywaym who is US you self0righteousness loser???? You won't know you are the chosen until you have been fully tested and tried??? Right???? Get a Life, pathetic idiot
Posted by: at November 9, 2006 10:56 PMYour lack of self righteousness and your abundant Christian love are truly inspiring. You obviously wear His Grace on your sleeve to show that you have truly become someone of the way. Your spelling is impressive too.
Please teach us more about your wonderful religion and how you have attained such a blessed state of grace and peace and become such a skillful evangelist, a true fisher or men.
Posted by: Pathetic Idiot at November 9, 2006 11:22 PMAm I the only one who can see that Chimt Illms and the guy that doesn't right his name and types out drawn out statements are the same guy? It's really obvious to me. The guy claims to be Christian and goes around calling somebody a fucking bitch and they don't once object should be your first clue. The other is they both just type the same.
Posted by: Jolly Rancer at November 10, 2006 03:18 AMJolly Rancer, I can assure you that they are not the same guy.
Posted by: apostropher at November 10, 2006 08:36 AMJust my two cents, but I don't think Chimt Illms and no-name are the same guy. I sure hope not, anyway.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 10, 2006 10:56 AMNo, I am not the same person. But I can assure you that I will continue to pray for this person who does not sign his or her name so that God may rid him or her of Anger and Pride.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 10, 2006 11:01 AMNo, anger, no pride. I refuse to sign my name lest someone tracks me. If anyone does oh well then. i can't help it. See I wear my emotions on my sleevs. I do not hide anything-just like Jesus and if i must pay the penalty for my non-conformist attitude than so be it. I have very little pride whatsoever and whatever pride I do have i try to purge with the grace of God...Anyway, let us take a closer look at the definition of pride.
"A sense of one's own proper dignity or value; self-respect.
Pleasure or satisfaction taken in an achievement, possession, or association: parental pride.
Arrogant or disdainful conduct or treatment; haughtiness.
PRIDE
A cause or source of pleasure or satisfaction; the best of a group or class: These soldiers were their country's pride.
The most successful or thriving condition; prime: the pride of youth.
An excessively high opinion of oneself; conceit.
Mettle or spirit in horses.
A company of lions. See Synonyms at flock 1.
A flamboyant or impressive group: a pride of acrobats.
TRANSITIVE VERB:
prid·ed , prid·ing , prides
To indulge (oneself) in a feeling of pleasure or satisfaction: I pride myself on this beautiful garden. "
Pride sounds a bit like self-righteousness. And I have none that is why I keep telling people that I don't know my status with God until I am fully tested and tried. Now this Chint Illms persona claims that (yes i said persona not person) that God will reveal to the Believers who exactly is that anti-Christ. My questions is is who are the believers in Christ? No one until fully tried and tested. See, that is why Christ tells us that the Anti-Christ will begin his reign around this era and/or time. This is done to fool the Believers, to test and tempt the beleivers and many beleivers will be decieved if Satan can deceive them-if, now, when there if the possibility of an if, than there is a possibility of your being deceived, right? Now, how do you or I know that we won't be deceived lest we be Fully tested Amen? Now how does some one who is not CONCEITED about his or her (refering to me) beliefs in God and assuming that ,he or she again refering to me, i will go straight to heavan? I do know if I am going straight to heavan because i have not been tested. Now, here is some one like you who has not expereinced the anti-christ and not been fully tested, of which we both have not, cclaim Righteousness. Righteousness mean claiming that you are Right, but how do we know we have gotton it allright and are therefore Righteous? You must examine your beleifs, i tell you , rather than accuse me of such things. I think I am lowly and scummy and i want jesus to wash me with his blood!!!!Anyway
Posted by: at November 13, 2006 10:15 PMBarack Obama is not the Antichrist. Prince William is.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 13, 2006 11:23 PMYeah, I could buy that. Especially when his plans to gay-marry Barack Obama are unveiled.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 14, 2006 08:21 AM"No, anger, no pride."
Hallelujah! Our Prayers are working!
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 14, 2006 11:05 AMi never had any anger or pride-the only anger I have is the anger directed towards people like you. You piss me off still, but i think it is irrational to claim that your prayers are working unless you are being sarcastic. In the post before this I commented on your arrigance about being Self-Righteous. And here you are again: you are assuming that i have changed. What is even more scary is that you are assuming that i have changed b/c of your prayers. You have decieved yourself into beleiving you are Righteous.
Posted by: at November 15, 2006 05:39 PMI dont think so-I never had pride and anger but I do direct anger towards peopel like you who are self-righteous. Read the diatribe I had against self-righteous people like you who think they are the Choosen. And no your prayers are not helpinh...at all..I am still who i am and i dont need to change that, self-righteous hypocrite..go fix yourself....
Posted by: at November 15, 2006 07:06 PM"Well, easy, be smart liek me and read about the lives of politicians. you need a curiosity about these things. Stupid people have no desire to learn and explore"
Nope, certainly no pride there.
"Get a Life, pathetic idiot"
And that's definitely not anger, is it?
I'll keep praying for you, I know you have it in your True Heart and with The Lord's Help to overcome Satan's Temptations.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 15, 2006 11:27 PMI seriously thought i was the only one.....Gay Marriages, and abortion....this guy is suppose to be a christian....he attends the same church as a co-worker of mine......wow
Posted by: dub_meone at November 16, 2006 01:59 AMOk, Chimt Illms-it is not pride for me to say I have a Life whereas you do not...and i cant help it that I am smart..i hope you go fuck yourself, stupid bitch...you need to get lost and get the fuck out-you are a deceiver-you are deceit unconcisouly clothed in meekness..I am gaining an audience who will listen...and YOU YOU YOU YOU you will learn of what God is truly revealing and He will be so angry that you made these stupid accusations against me..>WATCH when God rebukes you....
Posted by: at November 16, 2006 12:20 PMand i cant help it that I am smart
Not smart enough to spell or punctuate correctly, though.
Posted by: apostropher at November 16, 2006 12:30 PM"and i cant help it that I am smart"
"I am gaining an audience who will listen...and YOU YOU YOU YOU you will learn of what God is truly revealing and He will be so angry that you made these stupid accusations against me..>WATCH when God rebukes you"
Nope, certainly no pride there.
"i hope you go fuck yourself, stupid bitch...you need to get lost and get the fuck out"
And that's definitely not anger, is it?
I'll keep praying for you, I know you have it in your True Heart and with The Lord's Help to overcome Satan's Temptations.
Those filled with Anger and Pride always deny it, but God's Power will be Triumphant and show you the Truth.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 16, 2006 01:15 PMGods, I love this thread. I love apostropher even more than I would anyway for hosting this thread.
Satan is like those people with really severe personality disorders.
Love! This! Thread!
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at November 16, 2006 04:46 PMYou want I should pray for you too, McManly?
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 16, 2006 04:52 PMI love this line:
jesus is real adn he will tocuh you...
I also love that the response of one self-professed Christian to another's urge to prayer is:
Really, now go screw yourself and burn in hell, you bitch.
Feel the love.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 16, 2006 04:56 PMYou'll notice that the post itself is over two years old. Which just goes to show that you can't kill the anti-Christ.
Posted by: apostropher at November 16, 2006 07:28 PMYou want I should pray for you too, McManly?
Have a ball. I don't turn down good vibes of any flavor. I'm not a Christian, I should note, but I also think you have the correct reading of Revelations. It's quite clearly stated that any believer who thinks they know a thing about how the apocalypse will go down is being deceived.
Which just goes to show that you can't kill the anti-Christ.
I'm really, really hankering for a viewing of the original Omen now.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at November 16, 2006 10:14 PM*look of sudden realization*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at November 17, 2006 12:32 PMThank you, Apostropher. You have the world's best comment threads.
Although, I might have been injured and the spouse's sleep was disturbed over "buggerhose."
Posted by: Ru at November 18, 2006 02:14 AMWhere does all this "Persian/Parsi" stuff come from? He's the son of Barack Obama Sr., a black Kenyan, and a white American mother. Maybe she is part Parsi, I don't know. But I DO know that Barack Sr. is from the mainland of Kenya, not Zanzibar, where an Arab or Persian background would be much more likely. And he can't claim his stepfather's Indonesian ancestry as his own, either.
Barack does have a way of "spinning" similarities to whatever groups of people he happens to be in front of at the time, but did he actually identify himself as Parsi or Persian? Maybe that's his stepfather's background...?
Posted by: misterdoe at November 20, 2006 05:05 PMIt's an inside joke, playing off this comment thread, misterdoe.
Posted by: apostropher at November 20, 2006 05:26 PMYeah, all these accusations of Obama being Persian or not distract from the REAL issue: whether he's the Antichrist!
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 21, 2006 12:01 AMWow... I stumbled accross this for the simple reason that an underdog politician, untill recently, has caught the media's eye, and is having what may be a sudden rush to power. As I thought there are fanatics on each side :p
I'm not your typical christian, I don't blindly follow the faith that a group of men created in the years following the death of christ(not talking about disiples people, I'm talking about leaders in the vatican between 200-500a.d.) I follow the teachings of the bible because I can trace my scottish lineage to early gnostic(yes, not agnostic) christians that were persectued by the roman catholic church. I have studyed a little about other religions and spiritual guides that were given to man... oriental religions and the myan have been eye openers...
If Obama does rise to power and is elected pres. in '08, there might be a chance that he is the anti-christ and these are the end of days... you can never tell either way. I'm not really for either political party, both have faults, both have qualitys... I knew nothing about him other than when I've seen him on tv... He's a great speaker, he gets your attention... but even with all that something about the man dosn't seem right to me... it's something that I feel within this consciousness that was given to man.
well... I guess I'll be around every once in awhile, wish I could have gotten in on this thread earlyer... it seems like people are starting to spam comments because they can :\
okay, well it seems to me like we have really messed up people here...I am back though heheehehee...Chint Ilms eat your heart out!!!
I will continue to contend that Obama has the spirit of the anti-christ within him. not my fault god does not reveal to you what he is revealed to me and others, so eat your heart out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rememebr Jesus said he is gonan back to create chaos and ckeave the world....cleave to this Chint Ilms!!!! i think God must really hate you for being self-righteous and attackign me...i never attacked you in the first place-it was u who judged me wrong in this regard..i never even bothered you...goes to show you who you are as a person...
Not to sure on Mr. Obama being the AntiChrist as Bible prophecy indicates otherwise in a few respects. Number one being location and his parentage which Obama doesn't fit and also he is meant to have a few other abilities and characteristics which he seems lacking in.
The prophet Ezekiel calls the Antichrist "Gog, of the land of Magog, the prince of Rosh, Meshech and Tubal" (Ezekiel 38:2). Scholars agree that the ancient land referred to as Magog would appear to be a powerful country or region of peoples to the north of Israel. Although there was no such land called Russia in Ezekiel's day, the term "Rosh" is amazingly similar to Ros (also spelled Rus), the name given to the people that settled along the major rivers of the land now known as Russia, circa 700-800 A.D., and from which the terms Russia and Russians derive. Meshech and Tubal could be renderings of Moscow and Tobolsk, cities that weren't to exist for one to two thousand years from when Ezekiel lived. Moscow is the capital of Russia, and Tobolsk, until recent times, was the most important city of Siberia. Since the cities didn't yet exist, it would be understandable that Ezekiel used names that were familiar to him and similar in sound. For these reasons many Bible students believe that the Antichrist will rise out of Russia.
There are also indications in Scripture that the Antichrist will have something to do with Egypt (Daniel 8:22-26). Scripture also points to Europe, indicating that it will be a key player in the Antichrist's world government, whose leaders will fully unite behind him. "These are of one mind, and they shall give their power and authority to the Beast" (Revelation 17:13). The Antichrist is also described in the Bible as the "son of perdition" & the "beast"!
Like Hitler, who was one of history's antichrist archetypes, he will have great charisma & speaking ability, "a mouth speaking great things."
The Antichrist will rise to power on a wave of world euphoria, as he temporarily saves the world from its desperate economic, military & political problems with a brilliant 7-year plan for world peace, economic stability & religious freedom.
The Antichrist could well rise out of the current chaos in the former Soviet Union. The prophet Ezekiel names him as the ruler of "Magog," a name that Biblical scholars agree denotes a country or region of peoples to the north of Israel. Many have interpreted this to mean modern day Russia.
His power base will include the leading nations of Europe, whose leaders, the Bible says, will "give their power & strength unto the beast." The book of Daniel especially chapter 2 give more insight on the role Europe plays during the reign of the AntiChrist.
The Bible even gives some clues about his personal characteristics. The prophet Daniel wrote that the Antichrist "does not regard the desire of women." This could imply that he is either celibate or a homosexual. Daniel also tells us that he will have a "fierce countenance" or stern look, and will be "more stout than his fellows"--more proud and boastful.
The 7-year peace-pact (or covenant) that is engineered by the Antichrist is spoken of a number of times in the Bible. Under the final terms of the Covenant, Jerusalem will likely be declared an international city to which Judaism, Islam & Christianity will have equal rights. Scripture indicates that the Jews will be permitted to rebuild their Temple on Mt. Moriah, where they revive their ancient rituals of animal sacrifice.
According to prophecy the Antichrist will not only be a master of political intrigue, but also a military genius. Daniel describes several major wars that he fights during his 7-year reign, apparently against the U.S. & Israel, who will oppose him during the second half of his reign.
For awhile, most of the world is going to think the Antichrist is wonderful, as he will seem to have solved so many of the world's problems. But, three-and-a-half years into his seven year reign he will break the covenant & invade Israel from the North.
At this time he makes Jerusalem his world capitol & outlaw all religions, except the worship of himself & his image. The Bible says that the Antichrist will sit in the Jewish Temple exalting himself as God & demanding to be worshiped.
It is at this time that the Antichrist imposes his infamous "666" one-world credit system.
Well that is abit about the AC in a nutshell. Reading the above post was for me a humorous experience. Although Miss No-name is a sad excuse for a Christian... By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples if ye have love one to another. John 13:35
there are fanatics on each side
Meaning, the "Obama is tha Anti-Christ" side and the "Obama is not the Anti-Christ" side?
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 29, 2006 08:53 AMI fanatically believe that there is no Anti-Christ, so I guess I'm in the latter camp. To arms, my brothers & sisters! Let us valiantly and tirelessly continue not caring about the make-believe. I am going to read a book and not think about this with ceaseless devotion for the next hour or so just to really stick it to the haters.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at November 29, 2006 11:22 AMI'm going to be busy for a while eating my heart out, but after that I may join you in not thinking about this with ceaseless devotion, McManly. Maybe we can start a study group or something together.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 29, 2006 11:54 AM"i think God must really hate you for being self-righteous and attackign me"
Only someone whose Heart has been entered by Satan would think that me praying for them is an attack. This is Proof that Satan is at work in you.
But there is always Hope. I will continue to pray for your Deliverance from Satan's Evil, and I am confident that if you also pray, together we can cleanse your Heart of his Wickedness!
Posted by: Chimt Illms at November 29, 2006 01:47 PMI think the misconception here is that Obama has a name consisting of three 6-letter words. His name is actually two 5-letter words separated by a 7-letter word. Once you realize that, the threat fades away.
Plus, from what people tell me, generally what you look for when trying to identify the antichrist is somebody who says his goal is world peace. Obama is too narrow-minded to promise that; he is more focused on figuring out ways to help the United States dominate the world's economy, which would necessary breed the continuing resentment that prevents world peace from happening.
Posted by: Cryptic Ned at November 29, 2006 08:41 PMHey, whatever happened to Mikail Gorbachev and that mark on his head?
Posted by: John Johnson at November 29, 2006 08:51 PMPlus, from what people tell me, generally what you look for when trying to identify the antichrist is somebody who says his goal is world peace.
From what people tell you? I would have thought a notorious goatfucker like you would have a more direct source of knowledge on this subject.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 29, 2006 09:16 PMWow. *blink blink* What a way to procrastinate writing this paper...thanks, apo! And quick confession: my neo-con upbringing actually did cause me to blink and say "Antichrist?" back in 2004 after I read his speech transcript. However, I will happily admit to not being in my right mind at the time (law school at a Southern Baptist University does strange, strange things to a person). Then again, when I was still in fundy clutches in HS I thought McCain was the AC and that Bush was a better choice. I have since learned better.
I should write a memoir, "Confessions of a Young Republican Turned Goth" or something
'sides, shouldn't the antichrist have an eeeeevil-looking goatee or something?
Can't believe I just commented on a post that's 2 years old.
Posted by: Karyn at November 29, 2006 11:28 PMBack in my fundy days it was Gorbachev. I want Gorbachev. I mean, how can you beat that mark?
Posted by: John Johnson at November 30, 2006 01:05 AMJohn, I have tried to satisfy this request at my own site.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at November 30, 2006 10:20 AM
okay, well it seems to me like we have really messed up people here...I am back though heheehehee...Chint Ilms eat your heart out!!!
I will continue to contend that Obama has the spirit of the anti-christ within him. not my fault god does not reveal to you what he is revealed to me and others, so eat your heart out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rememebr Jesus said he is gonan back to create chaos and ckeave the world....cleave to this Chint Ilms!!!! i think God must really hate you for being self-righteous and attackign me...i never attacked you in the first place-it was u who judged me wrong in this regard..i never even bothered you...goes to show you who you are as a person...
Chint Ilms shut up, you have no IDEA what the heck you are talking about. If you only knew what was at hand you would not accuse me of being at the hands of Satan. I encourage strong vigilience among the Christian community because we are living in the Times. I encourage the self-caution that jesus told us to have about ourselves and the world durign these last days, so eat your damn heart out Chint Imls. You do nothing but encourage laxity among beleivers; we can not pasively stand by as babes while wolfs attack us. We must wear the zeal of jesus on our sleeves adn stand for God and guard against iniquity. You are are here and NOW cursed forever and ever. I pray that you will feel the very condemnation that you have set forth to Beleivers who have persevered in their efforts to enlighten you with Lordly Wisdom. Jesus tell us that anyone who denies the Holy Spirit will Never be forgiven. You clearly have been given enough information about certain political characters so that you may find out who these people are and whether or noth their ideologies are posing a threat to our spirituality. Chint Ilms eat your heart out!!!!!!!!!!!! Go away from the community of beleivers, I pray that God enlighten you or just plain not let you write on these posts anymore. You are not allowed to deceive and defile...Go to your stupid church of messed up people and do whatever....go pray for peopel who really need you....like drug addict relatives or alcolics. Instead of focusing on me as a concern pray for those in your life and YOURself who have strayed from what is GOOD...
Posted by: at November 30, 2006 06:33 PMI'm going to pray for God to send you a spellchecker.
Posted by: apostropher at November 30, 2006 07:39 PMcan everybody just shut the fuck up about this whole obama thing???
Posted by: WhyamIhereinthefirstplace at November 30, 2006 08:07 PMBut what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game ...
On a serious note for a sec, can I just say how elegantly, beautifully self-sealing Pilgrim's definition of the Antichrist is? Basically, any world leader who acts marginally like a Christian is theoretically supposed to act -- spreading things like peace and love and tolerance and goodwill toward men -- becomes automatically identifiable as a stalking-horse for Satan plotting to introduce the "one-world credit system." It's like a license to advocate being un-Christian as the essence of salvation and righteousness, the use of Revelation to precisely invert and defuse the more inconvenient teachings of Jesus. What a perfectly Christianist doctrine -- so canny and ingenious it's almost admirable.
Almost.
Also loving the most excellent "God's Angel": I encourage strong vigilience among the Christian community because we are living in the Times.
Everybody's been living in the Times for the past two thousand years, man. Ever hear of a story called The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
(If there's a response to this, please let it be "Ever read a book called the Holy Bible??? WTF YO???")
go pray for peopel who really need you....like drug addict relatives or alcolics
Or meth-addicted gaybashing hypocritical preachers and the fools who follow their ilk, maybe.
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 1, 2006 03:08 PM"Chint Ilms eat your heart out!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Can you please tell me what you mean by this? I certainly don't envy you. Pity, yes, and Love, but never Envy.
"go pray for peopel who really need you....like drug addict relatives or alcolics"
Oh I do pray for them. But I will also continue to pray for you. Because you too have been tempted by Satan and let the Evil One blind you to God's Love. Why else would you shout hateful things at those who care about you?
"You are are here and NOW cursed forever and ever."
Mortals have not been granted the Power to Curse. Are you claiming to be God? Or are you using Satan's Power to try to curse me? I am not afraid of your threats. God will protect me, and I will continue to pray that he protects you too from the Hate that has engulfed your Soul.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at December 1, 2006 05:45 PMThe fact that Hillary Clinton is thinking about not running for the presidency today, because of her fear of this man scared me. A few months ago I thought this guy could be the one all Christians are looking for in these troubled times. I am a repbublican and wouldn't vote for Hillary, but think with the resent win in the houses she would win if she ran. But, if Barrack wins I fear we are all in trouble! Christians be prayed up. And hope we get raptured out of here before our cities start getting blown up! J.K.
Posted by: Jerimiah Kanig at December 1, 2006 06:56 PMThe fact that Hillary Clinton is thinking about not running for the presidency today, because of her fear of this man scared me.
It must have been the time she saw his head rotate 360 degrees.
But wait, I thought Hitlery was supposed to be the antichrist. Or was that just "bride of"?
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 1, 2006 09:01 PMChint Ilms, if you read that there Bible of yours you will find that the CHoosen are those who will reign with Jesus to judge and condemn those who have caused God's Word to be defiled...See if you really were a Christian Chint Ilms, you would KNOW that Christ has His choosen wtih whom to reign, so are you telling me that those choosen are from Satan because they are not Jesus yet they Judge with Jesus' authority??? See , you don't know your Biblical stuff so don't talk, please, please..but if Obama turns out to be the one and you WILL know when, then take heed to these curses because they are meant for you....
Posted by: at December 1, 2006 09:36 PMThis thread gets more frightening with each passing minute. Maybe you should check out the threads about having sex with horses. Gives new meaning to "Horseman of the Apocalypse."
Posted by: John Johnson at December 1, 2006 09:54 PM"I'm going to heaven -- and you're going to suffer! Nyahaha!"
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 1, 2006 10:41 PM(There's no way to link to individual images in Apocamon but the one I have in mind is on the 44th page.)
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 1, 2006 10:44 PM"Chint Ilms, if you read that there Bible of yours you will find that the CHoosen are those who will reign with Jesus to judge and condemn those who have caused God's Word to be defiled"
I have read the entire Bible and am quite familiar with it. Where in the Bible does it say that you will get the same privileges as Jesus to reign, judge, and condemn?
Posted by: Chimt Illms at December 1, 2006 10:59 PMChimt -- just check the Revelations PowerPoint Study Guide -- should answer all your questions.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 1, 2006 11:04 PMMr. Anonymous -- I hope you are not "defiled with women" -- it is only the virgins who are "redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb."
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 1, 2006 11:16 PMYeah, I think it's one of the best things out there. Have you signed up for Serializer.net so you can read part IV? I have been meaning to do so but not gotten around to it yet.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 2, 2006 03:15 PMNot yet, but I'm seriously thinking about it.
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 2, 2006 05:38 PMwell, If you need to spread the word, We can help you get it out via an army of walking billbords, and by that I mean Custom T-Shirts!
Posted by: mr promotion at December 3, 2006 05:37 PMRevelations ststes that God's choosen shall reign with Jesus and judge and Chint Ilms WHO are YOU to judge whether or not I am the choosen..time can only tell...if revelations comes to face value, Chint Ilms, I am gonna PRAY for you..no tellingwhat wrath Jesus will pour out for you....you remind me of a frigid lesbian who is two-faced and tries to be pedantic and intelelctual. STOP it you sound gaye : ) ) ) ) ) )"
PS read your Bible
Posted by: at December 4, 2006 09:06 PMIt sucks that I'm now specifically watching this thread, waiting for posts like that last one to pop up.
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 4, 2006 10:14 PMRevelations does not state that, you're making things up to justify your failings before God. But don't worry, I will continue to Pray that you will be free from Satan's Deceptions.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at December 4, 2006 10:28 PMRevelation 20:1-7
Revelation 20
The Thousand Years
1And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key to the Abyss and holding in his hand a great chain. 2He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years. 3He threw him into the Abyss, and locked and sealed it over him, to keep him from deceiving the nations anymore until the thousand years were ended. After that, he must be set free for a short time.
4I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years. 5(The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended.) This is the first resurrection. 6Blessed and holy are those who have part in the first resurrection. The second death has no power over them, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand years.
But see the Power of jesus is A WHOLE HELL of a lot greater than your's chint ilms and NO one can ever take away the Glory that God's choosen have been given...if I must be persecuted for what I say then persecuted I shall be, Chint Ilms...what failings, Chint Ilms???? What have i failed in? I am an undergraduate at University that is reknowned for its intellectual fervor (it is ranked as one of top 20 schools in the nation)-i had a 33 on my ACT, I am active in and even head of two women's groups, I have published a book under a pseudoname,many people really like me, I am exceptionally beautiful and charming yet have turned down several offers from some very nice guys. The world is practically my oyster, But i love God More-more than anything in this world. And so for that reason I remain firm in my stance against Obama. Do you understand that even Obama does not know he is the victim of Satan? Obama does not understand that he IS Satan's prime target. Obama is charming, wonderful in many respects, charismatic, alluring, gravity-defying yet somehow untainted by human political power. He is not selfish enough to get power for himself; rather, he wants it for some other, ill-defined purpose which he thinks is a philosophical pursuitand/or necessity. he is in politics for some philoisophical abstraction which is more dangerous than wanting power for power's sake. See, Obama is going to end up subscribing to osem kind of ideology that fosters a FALSE one world unity and i see that in his damn speeches when he repeatedly talks about the multiplicity of truths-a notion that Satan asked Eve to subscribe to. read genesis KJV " 5For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. " If we have someone liek Obama who has a tendency to trust that there can be Multiple Truths with a capitial T, then in God's book he is completley possessed because you have to become a complete fool-completley oblivious- in order not to see or even have an aversion to the idea to the idea that anything can be Truth unto itself. tat is fuckign crazy if you say that Islam is a truth just as much as jesus is and that like biddha we can become our own god's. That is fucking crazy i tell you....Any rational human being who has not stepped into a another realm will tell you that there can never be more than One Truth...The Ultimate reality is not Divisive-we do not exist among mant God's or truths. What scares me is Obama'a very ideology and personal beleifs about everyone being capable of having Truth. Under this kinda of ideology much sin and much tolerance of false relgions will thrive and devour the world... And you know what Obama, the saints (who are differant from the jews-saints can be the gentile but they are just as choosen as the jews -all 144, 000 of them are) like me are NOT gonna stop you-they will let YOU have your ways as Scripture says but we will continue to lament how Satan has won control over YOU like he did with Judas...and it will be even more sad because the very people who will elect you-the Jews-will also try to take you out of office. You will be just another victim of Satan's enterprises and that is why I lament you and cry at the horror of how Satan is going to devastate you. Obama I wish it was NOT you that Satan will deceive but he picks the person who gives him power. I feel sorry for you, not the you that will possessed-almost completely by Satan. I just wish it were not you, but that is how SCripture is going to be fulfilled. honestly, I feel scared for Obama-the human being who naively accepts Satan's wishes. I feel so god damn bad for you, dammit...but I can not help it-that is Scripture. I am just going to continue preaching the gospel and pray that if you ever murder me for preaching about Jesus I request that you do it by the sword so that it won't hurt. I don't care about life in this world but i sure as hell don't wanna suffer TOO much during my death.
Chint Ilms, you seriously need to go Fuck yourself because you dont have a clue as to what you are talking about...and if you say it is un-Christian for me condemn you, then read the Book of Acts where the Apostles had the power to judge and condemn selfish, self-ingratiating stingy people.
Revelation 20:1-7
Revelation 20
The Thousand Years
1And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key to the Abyss and holding in his hand a great chain. 2He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years. 3He threw him into the Abyss, and locked and sealed it over him, to keep him from deceiving the nations anymore until the thousand years were ended. After that, he must be set free for a short time.
4I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years. 5(The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended.) This is the first resurrection. 6Blessed and holy are those who have part in the first resurrection. The second death has no power over them, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand years.
Posted by: at December 5, 2006 03:48 PM
Frankly I am soooo scared for everybody...but like Jesus at Gesthemene i shall let myself be vulnerable and allow myself to let history be and if I must die by the sword, then by the sword I shall die. There is no stopping the sword through my neck, Amen. I am Blessed to be a witness to History and be murdered by people for preaching about God. I think it would be an honor for me to die by the sword, Amen!!! I am happy to be killed for loving Jesus, Amen... However, I fear that islam shall be the culprit in my death...alas, me....i don't care, I am just gonna preach the Word and that very thing-the Word-shall be my sword, for the more people I help bring into God's fold believing in Christ jesus Amen, the more i shall destroy Satan so that he will not have any more souls to take. corrupt!!! Amen
Posted by: Jesus Christ IS Lord, Amen at December 5, 2006 04:41 PMJesus Christ is Lord Lord I tell you Lord Amen...i pray that the Holy Spirit fill everyone hear and Bles them a million times over with his light...caution: the truth is gonna huirt though and it will not be what you want it to be....
Posted by: at December 5, 2006 04:43 PMI am Blessed to be a witness to History and be murdered by people for preaching about God.
What happens if no-one bothers to kill you by the sword or other means? Does it become a metaphor then, like "liberal nihilists used their words as swords against me"? I'm curious.
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 5, 2006 06:19 PMIn a way it is murder when a liberal nihilist tries to sabatoge me, but they never destroy me-likewise, when someone tries to kill me with an actual sword i shall not truly die cuz i have life, Amen...i will still live on and corporeal death does nothing to inspire fear from persecution whether it be verbal or physical. I am still alive...
Posted by: at December 5, 2006 07:29 PM"In a way." IOW, not really.
So then, if nobody actually kills you, are you still a part of "the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and because of the word of God" or not?
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 5, 2006 08:03 PMObama on Jay Leno!
We seem to have gotten a little off tract. I cant believe that at this early stage, others are noticing Illinois Senator Barak Obama. Not since Ian McClelland playing the part of Gandalf (Lord of the Rings) has someone fit the role of Antichrist as well as a relatively unknown Senator from Illinois.
The rise of Obama and his succession as the next President of the United States is one of the last pieces of a predicted apocalyptic transformation.
I am 34/M/Canada...Lets just say that I have been closely watching World events for 20+ years, knowing that we are witness to an exceptional time in our history. I developed an unexplained fascination with a prophecy shared by most religions and cultures.
Our collective goal as a planet is to live in harmony with all religions, nationalities, animals and nature. We strive to evolve and improve as a pluralistic society free from conflict and needless suffering. Our ancestors, prophets, philosophers, religious and historic leaders have consistently warned that humanity must change its barbaric ways or force a "divinely inspired" intervention; an Apocalypse, Armaggeddon, "End of Times" cleansing.
Now back to Senator Obama. First lets examine how history describes the Antichrist. He will appear when the World is headed for the third, largest and last catastrophe; World War III, the "Battle for Armaggeddon"(Russia, China, North Korea and various Islamic States vs U.S.A., Israel and the secular West). He will rise suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, on the power of his speech. The World will embrace him as saviour to the current crisis. However, we are warned that his true intentions are to trigger a "Final Battle".
Here are some of the recent considerations for title of Antichrist: Gorbachev to Reagan, Milosevic to Osama Bin Laden, Bush to Kim Il Jong , Ahdmedinajab to Chavez, Condoleezza Rice to Colin Powell. These candidates have been dismissed because they have neither fooled humanity by disguising their true intentions nor have the charisma and powerful speech required by the Antichrist.
Obama is the best Antichrist contender to surface in recent history. The first thing I noticed about him is his incredible gift for public speaking. He says everything right, has answers that Americans want to hear on all issues from Social issues to a solution for Iraq.
Senator Barak Obama has already appeared on Time magazine, Larry King, Oprah and Jay Leno. No one had heard about him before the 2004 DNC and seems to have come out of nowhere. He is well poised to charm his way into an America electorate, that in two years will be outraged by dangers created by the current Administration.
America will do what appears imposible right now: a Black male candidate will win the Presidency from over female candidate, Hillary Clinton. Nov. 2008) Democrat Barak Obama becomes America's next President.
In his interview with Jay Leno last week, he addressed concerns about his race, (Mother is from Mid-West and father from Africa), his "strange" name (he was born in Hawaii).
Its unfortunate that Obama is such a likeable person. I hate to think that he has bad intentions. (I guess thats the whole point of the Antichrist's deception) Senator Obama makes me enjoy watching politics in the way that we have enjoyed listening to JFK, Reagan, and Bill Clinton. I suspect that we have only begun to witness the grandure and awe of what Barak Obama will represent to humanity. I hope that we can change our ways before Barak Obama leads the divine or natural answer to our continued historical problems.
Let me know if anyone else agrees with me of whether you all think Im crazy!
Adam
Posted by: Adam at December 6, 2006 05:00 AMWelcome to the thread, Adam! You'll do well here. I think we can go a long way with the Barack-McLelland analogy.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 6, 2006 06:03 AMI am Blessed to be a witness to History and be murdered by people for preaching about God.
Oh, that I should be found worthy to be spit upon for the gospel's sake!
Posted by: Bill Walker at December 6, 2006 09:40 AMOh, for the love of God, just admit you're scared of a black man as a politician and get the fuck over it already. And meanwhile, stop reading Revelation literally, you're embarassing the faith.
Posted by: Cala at December 6, 2006 10:05 AMAdam: Yeah, you had me voting "crazy" with Gandalf-as-the-Antichrist; the whole "it's a supernatural event for a good public speaker to appear on Oprah" thing is just the icing on the cake. Please stop telling people you're Canadian.
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 6, 2006 10:17 AMNo one had heard about him before the 2004 DNC and seems to have come out of nowhere
He was a weekly guest on Tavis Smiley's radio show, which was one of the highest rated shows on NPR, for years before the 2004 DNC. I believe that is even more indicative of anti-christiness than being on Oprah and Jay Leno.
Posted by: Garcon Jeer at December 6, 2006 10:30 AMI am the anti-christ and i choose to end this topic.
thanks for tryin folks
Posted by: suzy darling at December 6, 2006 03:00 PMwhat failings, Chint Ilms????
Ever hear of something called Original Sin? Are you seriously trying to claim that you are without failings? And do you remember denying that you are beset by Pride?
And can you point out to me the passage in Acts where the Apostles say "you seriously need to go Fuck yourself"? Jesus chose His Apostles, they did not elect themselves, as you are trying to do. And do you rmemeber denying that you are beset by Anger?
Do you understand that even you do not know you are the victim of Satan? You do not understand that you ARE Satan's prime target. You describe yourself as charming, wonderful in many respects, charismatic, alluring, gravity-defying yet somehow untainted by human political power.
You will be just another victim of Satan's enterprises and that is why I lament you and cry at the horror of how Satan is going to devastate you. I wish it was NOT you that Satan will deceive but he picks the person who gives him power. I feel sorry for you, although not the you that will be possessed almost completely by Satan.
I just wish it were not you, but that is how Scripture is going to be fulfilled. Honestly, I feel scared for you-the human being who naively accepts Satan's wishes. I feel so bad for you...but I can not help it-that is Scripture.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at December 6, 2006 07:39 PMCHINT ILMS EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE FUCKED UP..PLEASE STOP OBBESSING OVER ME AND MY POSTS, PLEASE...I NEVER ATTACKED YOU, BUT YOU ATTACKED ME...GO AWAY...AND WHEN I SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF, I MEAN GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF, PLEASE GO DO DAMGAE TO YOURSELF BY GNAWING AWAY AT YOUR INSECURITIES RATHER TRYING TO TEAR ME AND MY PROPHECIES DOWN...IT IS APPARENT THAT YOU HAVE SOME PREJUDICE ON ME AND INSTEAD OF FIXATING ON ME AS A SOURCE OF UR PROBLEMS AND MENTAL CONFLICTS, GET FIXATED ON YOURSELF, SERIOUSLY...JUST GO AWAY...I JUST WANNA DEAL WITH YOU AS NON-VIOLENTLY AS POSSIBLE...AND SO I WILL ASK YOU TO GET SO WARPED UP IN UR SELFSIH AGENDAS TO TEAR PEOPEL DOWN THAT YOU WILL ULTIMATELY DESTROY YOURSELF...OK???? GO AWAY FROM US. BIATCH.....JUST LEAVE GOD'S CHOOSEN ALONE, PLEASE..YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WRATH GOD IS GOING TO POUR OUT FOR YOU...GO AWAY BITACH
Posted by: at December 6, 2006 08:10 PMOH AND I AM 3/4'S BLACK, WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN WHAT OBAMA IS AND I AM GOOD-LOOKING-THE MIZED BREED PRODUCES REALLY GOOD LOOKING ONE'S...
Posted by: at December 6, 2006 08:14 PMYOU KNOW CHINT ILMS MANY OTHERS HERE HAVE SPOKEN ABOUT OBAMA BEIGN THE ANTICHRIST BUT YOU HAVE BEEN FIXATED ON ME SICNE DAY ONE, WHY IS THAT????????? WHAT DO U HAVE AGAISNT ME?????
Posted by: at December 6, 2006 08:19 PMI always knew no-name was a closet ALLCAPS person.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at December 6, 2006 08:44 PM"I NEVER ATTACKED YOU, BUT YOU ATTACKED ME"
I have never attacked you. In fact, I have been praying for you since you first posted. Why do you hate it when people pray?
"OH AND I AM 3/4'S BLACK, WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN WHAT OBAMA IS AND I AM GOOD-LOOKING-THE MIZED BREED PRODUCES REALLY GOOD LOOKING ONE'S..."
Sigh. More Pride.
"AND WHEN I SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF, I MEAN GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF, PLEASE GO DO DAMGAE TO YOURSELF BY GNAWING AWAY AT YOUR INSECURITIES RATHER TRYING TO TEAR ME AND MY PROPHECIES DOWN"
And more Anger. Satan's Power is strong in you, but I know he will not be victorious.
Posted by: Chimt Illms at December 6, 2006 08:49 PMI'm getting a mental image of the crazy LA(?) public television guy with the bible the size of a phonebook. Kept cussing out the callers and telling them he "comes through Jesus and the power of the Holy Spirit." Can't find the clip, though.
Posted by: Doctor Slack at December 6, 2006 09:07 PMI linked to it here, but that link seems to be dead.
Posted by: apostropher at December 6, 2006 09:26 PMBarak Obama is not the anti-christ. Everyone knows that this honor belongs to Ton Hanks. Barak Obama--like duh--is actually the Star Child of a space alien left behind from the Mothership.
His mission is foil the plans of the Nose and join with Mr. Wiggles the Worm to help humanity attain a state of maggot brain.
"Everybody's got a little light under the sun!"
Posted by: Jon at December 6, 2006 09:28 PM