One-Hit Wonders

The search string "levitating fetus" doesn't have a single google hit (0 whG) to its credit, and that just doesn't seem right. In a couple of days, we'll have fixed that problem. Just so you know, "levitating fetus" will be the third googlorphan saved by the charity efforts of apostropher.com. We are still the sole providers of support for "bonobo rage" and "drive my mustard truck."

Also, googlorphan will join umpholks, capumphccino, calumphano, and jellumph locked down in the basement with the other mutants.

Update: I'm happy to report that as of June 14, 2005, of the three googlorphans listed above, only "drive my mustard truck" remains solely dependent on apostropher.com for support. Americans are a generous people.