June 01, 2004

No, kitty, that's MY pot pie!

Posted by apostropher

If there is ever a live-action South Park movie, I think I've found Cartman.

beefcake!

At 55 pounds, this Georgian (as in Tbilisi, not Atlanta) 15-month-old outweighs my 7-year-old. According to the slide show, the toddler's unusual weight gain began just three months ago and he's still putting on four pounds a month. I'm not sure how this wouldn't be a glandular issue, but doctors have examined Luka, pronounced him normal, and added "he should outgrow the weight as he grows older."

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u need to get that kid on jenny crack

Posted by: curtis at August 25, 2005 05:29 PM
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Strange: if he's 55lbs after three months with an average gain of four pounds per month, then he weighed 43lbs before his "unusual weight gain" started. So what was his usual weight gain then, only 2lbs a month instead of four? Whatever.

Posted by: Dave at November 9, 2005 02:51 AM
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THAT KIDS PARENTS SHOULD BE SHOT, LETTING THAT BABY GET THAT BIG!!

Posted by: Jeanette at November 11, 2005 04:26 PM
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Yeah, we should shoot parents who have kids with metabolic disorders. We've gone totally soft as a country.

Posted by: apostropher at November 11, 2005 04:37 PM
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Jeanette, you left "Caps Lock" on. Also "Stupid".

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 11, 2005 10:32 PM
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"You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!"

Posted by: Rich Fader at December 1, 2005 03:49 PM
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We've gone totally soft as a country.

Wait, does that mean now our parents all have to be shot? Do rotund parents of rotund kids have to shoot their own parents, then shoot themselves?

The paperwork on this will be a nightmare.

Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at December 2, 2005 12:56 PM
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His parents obviously feed him FAR too much, that poor kid... American people and their huge servings!... Unless, of course, he's just big-boned or something...

Posted by: Niamh at March 28, 2007 06:08 AM
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American people and their huge servings!

He lives in the country of Georgia, next to Russia. Not the state next to Alabama.

Posted by: apostropher at March 28, 2007 08:31 AM