Terrorists R Us

Shorter John Ashcroft: A vote for John Kerry is a vote for Osama bin Laden.

Is there anybody in the Bush administration who more richly deserves kidney stones the size of tennis balls than John Ashcroft? Well, there's Karen "pro-choicers are terrorists" Hughes. Oh, and Richard "investigative journalists are terrorists" Perle.

I tell you, once I get my voodoo powers fine-tuned, the lithotripsy machines are going to be running 24/7.

Update (12:25 pm): Okay, so he's just an honorary member of the administration (despite holding one of several inexplicable seats on the Advisory Board of the African American Republican Leadership Council), but Sean Hannity informs us that MoveOn = the Klan.