January 30, 2004

Vending Machine Weirdness

Posted by Froz Gobo

Froz: Identifies desired can of lemonade
Avanti 134908: Indicates price at 60 cents
Froz: Inserts 2 Quarters and 2 Nickles into slot, selects lemonade
Avanti 134908: Blinks “Use exact change” light
Froz: ?
Avanti 134908: Still blinking
Froz: Pulls “Coin Return” lever
Avanti 134908: Distributes 4 Quarters, 2 dimes
Froz: Considers quitting day job, moving to Reno
Avanti 134908: Stands obliviously ready to serve
Froz: Tries his luck again
Avanti 134908: “Use exact change”
Froz: $$$! Pulls lever…
Avanti 134908: Returns 2 Quarters 1 Dime
Froz: Sighs, shuffles down hallway
DVCB 600 CC: Indicates ice tea for 65 cents
Froz: Inserts 2 Quarters, 1 Dime, and 1 Nickel, selects tea
DVCB 600 CC: Makes faint mechanical noise
Froz: Pulls coin return lever
DVCB 600 CC: “Sucker”
Froz: Still thirsty, walks back to office kitchen and pours a cup of tap water.

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Comments
1

Heh heh heh.

"$$$!"

Heh heh.

Posted by: apostropher at January 31, 2004 09:45 AM
2

hello

Posted by: ping at March 16, 2004 08:33 AM
3

lol

Posted by: M.C. Weiner at March 1, 2006 07:10 PM
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