Dr. J drives...and slams!

Hey baby, let me show you my finger-roll.

Julius Erving joins Tonya Harding, Pamela Anderson, and Paris Hilton in the Best Documentary race. No shame there, though you'd think the message would have gotten through to folks by now to quit filming illicit panky. No, the disturbing part is that according to the New York Post, the film has them listening to the Honeydrippers "Sea of Love" as the warm-up music.

Say it ain't so, Doctor, say it ain't so!