Stolen Shorter SOTU

Andrew Northrup gives a brilliant shorter version of Bush's State of the Union speech, in case you had the good sense to watch something else.

Only Battle-Action George W. Bush comes with Terror-Smashing Battle Action. I cannot stress this enough: only Battle-Action George W. Bush comes with Terror-Smashing Battle Action. From the Oval Office to the deck of the Freedom Crusade Action Flight Deck Playset to the inspiring dreamscape of Mars, only George W. Bush has the moral whatever to defeat America's swarthiest enemies, and don't let the "oh, bullshit" looks I'm getting from the soldiers in the audience convince you otherwise.

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Only by making the tax cuts permanent can we defend darling Ashley Apocryphal's innocence from the cold truth about why Barry Bonds is suddenly huge, and keep our federal government-approved and -subsidized families together. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Well done! I would add only:
Activist judges are beaming the gay agenda into your children's heads while they sleep and if we must, we will amend the Constitution to stop them. God bless you and God bless America*.

*Offer void in San Francisco, Key West, Dupont Circle, and the 9th District Appeals Court.