Garry Turner failed to break his own record for the most number of wooden clothes pins attached to his face, coming up three short of a tie with "only" 150.

Better luck next time, Stretch.
TrackBackThat is the problem with the youth of today - they simply give up too easily.
I can clearly see 4 places (both eyelids, top and bottom lips) where he could have simply attached more clothespins, and attain a new record.
But NOOOOO, the fear of a little pain and permanent loss of sight was enough to divert him from his goal.
Pathetic.
Posted by: Tripp at October 31, 2003 11:44 AM