Not Much Bang for the Buck

The Iraq Survey Group has spent three months and half a billion dollars scouring Iraq for weapons of mass destruction, and and all David Kay has to show for it is one vial of botox? Does the administration realize how much of that stuff is wandering around the streets of Los Angeles? Completely unsecured, for Christ's sake? Call in the National Guard!

And now Bush wants to spend another $600 million to keep looking. I can't imagine how those oil companies of his failed. "No, you just keep right on drilling there; this Cheney fella promised me there's oil up under there."

One vial of botox. How embarrassing. You know, now that I think about it, Saddam's face was suspiciously wrinkle-free for a man of his age...