Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Not only does red wine contain a life-extending chemical, apparently frequent masturbation prevents prostate cancer, chocolate prevents heart disease and cigarettes stop bullets. Oh mighty death, how I mock thee.
TrackBackThat cracked me up, Russ. Didja know marijuana prevents neoconservatism of the arteries, too?
Posted by: Cowboy Kahlil at August 28, 2003 12:31 AMMy arteries are the vanguard of the proletariat. They united when they discovered they had nothing to lose but their veins.
Posted by: apostropher at August 28, 2003 08:54 AMHa! Good news aboundeth as a river, and yuks flow down like a mighty stream.
Posted by: natasha at August 28, 2003 01:45 PM