In sickness and in health...

Does that include a tendency toward drunken berserker rages?

But the real drama didn't begin until the newlyweds got into a screaming match in the idyllic restaurant's parking lot. Samen [...] "spit on her ring and smashed her wedding cake on the ground," Wolf said. Then she took out six or seven flower-filled vases, he and cops allege.

The bridegroom "started driving off and she took a run at the car and, like an eagle, spread herself on the hood in her wedding gown and fell onto the ground," said Wolf, who noted he had never seen anything like it in his 19 years as a restaurateur.

[...]

Wolf called the cops when the bride began walking barefoot down a state highway. [...] When cops tried to calm Samen down in the police cruiser, she kicked the window and then tried to bite an officer, police said. That's when they slapped the cuffs on her.

Well, at least she was dressed all pretty for her mug shot. After posting a $1000 bond, the happily married couple is now on their honeymoon. Not an auspicious beginning, methinks.

Update: Part II, Part III