Shorter Mona Charen: I'm bored with the Middle East. Let's invade a Latin American country, like in the good old days.
Shorter Michelle Malkin: Showing your butt crack is not cool.
Shorter Jonah Goldberg: Arabs are liars.*
Bunches more at busybusybusy right now.
*Actual quote: "Too many journalists, anti-American leftists and U.N. apparatchiks are willing to take Arab and Third World rhetoric at face value. Remember how many people pretended to believe the 100 percent pro-Saddam 'election' results?"
Why yes, I do. That would be nobody.
TrackBackThat reminds me of this quote from last weeks press conference:
THE PRESIDENT: You know, look, in my line of work, it's always best to produce results. And I understand that. The -- for a while the questions were, could you conceivably achieve a military victory in Iraq? You know, the dust storms have slowed you down. And I was a patient man because I realized that we would be successful in achieving our military objective.
Who the fuck ever thought we would not achieve a military victory in Iraq?
Peace, now that's a different issue.