He is still better than you.

Following up on the intern email break-up scandalette I mentioned last week, Ted Barlow notes that the inevitable Paul Kelly Tripplehorne fan page has appeared. By next year, this poor nitwit will be a celebrity judge on MTV Spring Break with Joey Buttafuoco and Tonya Harding.

Any bets on how many days until the first Paul Kelly Tripplehorne ate my balls! page?