Sophia Loren is screaming.

The Guardian has the lead-in: "Europe's great tits have learned to raise their voices above the roar of urban traffic and overhead aircraft."

Nature headlines the story: "City tits hit the high notes to beat traffic hum."

I'm sorry, was that sophomoric? Well then, how about Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots? "We pride ourselves on using the finest pork and pork liver for our faggots, topped with a generous serving of delicious West Country sauce. It's no wonder 100 million faggots are eaten in the UK every year!" (via cruel.com)