Wanna come upstairs and see my dialectic?

Josh Chafetz of OxBlog is procrastinating on his finals by putting out an open call for the worst philosophy/political theory pick up lines (with the caveat that the philosopher/theorist must be at least moderately well-known). He's taking submissions by email rather than comments, so none of the entries so far are visible, though Kevin Drum weighed in with "Hey, babe, life is nasty, brutish, and short. But where it counts, I'm only nasty and brutish." Two points. Best I could come up with was "Oooh baby, you just made my Bertrand rustle."

Any others?