"He's no higher love, but he's got a terrific yarmulke."

Explode Bobby, Explode!
(At least there'd be no loss of innocent life.)

Somebody get the bitch a biscuit!
To me, Whitney looks like some kind of deranged ventriloquist (as if there could be any other kind). “Hey Ariel, shake hands with my Woody.” Of course I’m sure it’s her with the hand in the tuchus. Oy vey!

Whitney Ventriloquist says, “Hey Arie, can I talk to your dog?”
Intoning like Frankenstein, Ariel Sharon responds, “The dog doesn’t talk.”
Whitney replies, “Sure he does. Hey pooch, does your master treat you well?”
The dog says, “Fo shizzle bizzle.”
Ariel stands in shock and awe looking dumbfounded. Only the dog notices.
Whitney then asks, “Yo, can I talk to the chicken?”
Ariel says, “The chicken doesn’t talk.”
The chicken squawks, “Damn! Look at the shiner under those sunglasses!”
Continuing with the shtick Whitney asks, “Hey donkey, you got something to say?”
Ariel again replies, “The jackass doesn’t talk.”
Whitney throws in, “Well, Bobby can talk just fine, so let this donkey speak.”
The donkey says, “We control America, and the Americans know it.”
Afraid the world will know he gets policy from a mule, Ariel orders the donkey’s village destroyed.
Whitney Ventriloquist finally asks, “Hey Ariel, I’ve got some questions for the sheep.”
Reacting in fear, Ariel quickly responds, “The sheep is a liar!”

Ba-dum-bump… thank you (ewe?), I’ll be here all week.

Arik got the chronic (and tiny, tiny hands)!

TrickL-D, wow. I think we have a winner.